Whatdaf!!! What monthsary? Is this ingenious or just plain absurdity? It's not even a real word for crying out loud. Its a bored schoolgirl kinda thing

some notes in my head 3 months after

You love pesto and I don't. yuck
I don't like your yellow bunny pillows. my head hurts, ouch
I teased that you look like a dance instructor when you wore a black shirt with white belt. And I'm still teasing you LOL
I said I don't get jealous. Half-lie, *wink.
You're too fuckin sweet. How do I complain?
The night when you went to my place, I was an asshole and made you cry. I'm sorry
You asked about being my love and my life. You became